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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance"
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"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."
"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."
"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out"
"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."
"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"
"You know how to scare a bunch of bees? BOOBIES!!!"
"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."