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Joke of the Day
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."
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"Japan's First VR Porn Festival Canceled Prematurely Because of Overcrowding Basically, a bukkake that ended early because everybody came."
"What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub"
"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."
"Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?"
"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."
"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"
"Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children ""Torn condoms""?"
"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."
"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."