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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."

"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."

"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"

"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"HER: You almost ready to go to my mothers? ME: *looking out window wondering if the jump will only break a leg & not kill me* Be right down."

"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."