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Joke of the Day
"How does a pedophile have a threesome without getting caught? By having sex with a pregnant woman."
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"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."
"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."
"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."
"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"
"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"""Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."""
"Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper But you run out of poems."