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"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."
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"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."
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"Pun contest One day a man saw that there was a local paper puns contest. So he decided to write his 10 best puns and enter them into the contest in hope of winning. Unfortunately no pun in 10 did."
"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."
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