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Joke of the Day

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."

"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"

"Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, thereby wasting electricity on air conditioning, causing climate change and dooming us all."

"A Jew, a Mexican and a colored guy... ...walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck outta here""."

"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."

"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."