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Joke of the Day

"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."

"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."

"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."

"Women's Rights."

"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."

"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"