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Joke of the Day
"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"All these phone companies advertising for ""More lines, more savings!"" But when I do more lines my savings go to shit."
"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."
"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""
"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."