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Joke of the Day
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
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"The most inappropriate thing to say to the queen of England, I lick your stamps all the time."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"
"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."
"Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths."
"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"
"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."
"What do you call a mexican with two dads? No mames!"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"