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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool *badum pssssh*"

"The Asian father reads his son's report card, where he finds a ""B"". ""B is for Burger King, where YOU'LL WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"""

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"What goes up and never comes down in college your debt"

"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"What's the opposite of progress? The president."

"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."