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Joke of the Day
"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."
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"I think I just passed a Pussy Willow. I couldn't see clearly because there was a big bush in front of it."
"[meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again"
"Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school"
"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."
"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi"
"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"
"Do you like hot women that scream in bed? Check out the burns unit at the hospital."
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"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"