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Joke of the Day
"The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are"
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"I WISH I WAS DUMBER SO I DIDNT REALIZE THE SUBTLE HORRORS OF THE UNIVERSE"
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."
"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."
"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."
"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"