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Joke of the Day
"Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you're up. Million dollar idea."
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"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"If TV has taught us anything, it's not to get on a boat with a man we have just started dating, for it is there that he will murder us"
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"
"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"
"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"
"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""
"I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELFFFF!!!"
"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."