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Joke of the Day

"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."

"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino \ _()_/ "

"They called it Twitter because Everybody Poops was taken."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"

"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"

"Got fat from going to auctions every day. yep, it's more bid obesity!!!"