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Joke of the Day
"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"
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"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("
"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."
"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."
"How many girlfriends have you had before me? She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue. Fucking stupid question."
"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""
"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."