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Joke of the Day

"For my next trick I'll turn a 12 pack of beer into domestic violence."

"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."

"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"

"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."

"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."

"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."

"Whats 10 inches? What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage"

"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"Love is not a game. If you think it is, then you're not playing it right."