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Joke of the Day
"What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !"
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"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"
"Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"*zip-lines through your living room window* *shakes off the broken glass* YO! DO YOU LIKE BRAD PITT BETTER WITH SHORT OR LONG HAIR!?"
"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
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"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."
"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"
"IAN: I broke my leg once ME: I've never broken a bone, touch wood [touches wood] THE UNIVERSE: THIS MAN WILL NEVER BREAK A BONE"
"My pistol only holds 9 bullets, so when I lose my shit I only get to kill 9 people or one cat."