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Joke of the Day

"What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh"

"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."

"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."

"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."

"The one place you don't want to move to ...is any place with a thriving funeral buisness"

"""IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"" I yell while running in the opposite direction."

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"

"If you ask a lot of questions and then rob the cab driver, every cab becomes a cash cab."

"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"