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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."
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"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."
"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."
"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."
"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"
"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."
"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."
"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"
"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"