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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
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"how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"A Women Asked ""What Is The Best Way To Avoid Clickbait?"""
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"
"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"
"How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers"
"why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too..."