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Joke of the Day

"The great thing about being a guy is I don't have to put on a ""face"" to go outside. All I have to do is make sure my nutsack isn't showing and I'm pretty much golden"

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."

"Donald Trump in a submarine Soldier "" Sir! The enemy is attacking, we're under fire!"" Trump ""relax soldier... We're under water..."""

"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."

"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ....but I can stop whenever I want."

"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."

"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"