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Joke of the Day

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

"On my last flight I watched a woman in front of me pull out her hair and eat it until I fell asleep. Can't do that in first class."

"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""

"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again I've said it before"

"A cashier asks a feminist, "" Cash or credit?"" She replies: "" Did you just assume my tender?"""

"Standing behind a lady at Home Depot. Heard her ask for suggestions for tools to buy her grandson who was studying to be a quantum mechanic."

"That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end."