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Joke of the Day
"Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? He was a melon-cauliflower."
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"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."
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"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."
"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."
"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"
"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"