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Joke of the Day

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."

"If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe it's because you haven't been introduced to yourself!"

"I've only seen Magic Mike, can I see Magic Mike XXL... ...or do I need to see the other 28 in between first?"

"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."

"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."