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Joke of the Day
"What's a paedophile's favourite musical scale? A minor"
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"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"
"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"
"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."
"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."
"5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad"
"the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS"
"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."
"The way I pronounced ""prix fixe"" should be enough for you to figure out that I can't afford to eat here."
"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."