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Joke of the Day

"The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says ""Ok, it's later!""."

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"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"
"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
"Nurse walking down a hallway reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer... She says, ""Great, some asshole's got my pen."""
"What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
"What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters? Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back."
"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"
"I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while."
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."