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Joke of the Day
"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."
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"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."
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"Two tachyons are sitting in a gaming cafe when a normal particle walks in. The first tachyon looks over its shoulder and says, ""Fucking causals."""
"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."
"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."
"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."
"*Leonardo Dicapreo goes up to accept oscar* *pulls out speech* *blows dust off of it* Yes I'd like to thank the directors of titanic for th-"
"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."
"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch"