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Joke of the Day

"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"

"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"

"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read"

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"