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Joke of the Day

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."

"My dentist said I have a very wet mouth. *Updates dating profile."

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria"

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"

"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."

"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."