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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."

"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"

"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."

"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."

"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"

"The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents"