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Joke of the Day

"Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with."

"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"

"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"

"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."

"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""

"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."

"Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone."

"I rank my kids by how many chores they do and how much they complain. My favorite child is the Roomba."

"It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright"