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Joke of the Day

"I'm the first base coach for my son's baseball team tonight and boy it's really awkward teaching 7 year olds about kissing."

"How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses? They're both tight in the temples."

"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""

"When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?"

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"Miley Cyrus Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking."

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"

"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"

"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."