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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."

".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"

"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."

"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"What are nuts on a wall? NSFW Wallnuts. What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth!"

"My friend's name is Iceewe Neer He sounds like a dick but once you get to know him he's actually pretty chill."

"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"