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"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."

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"A Amish scientist..."
"already regret the text i'm about to send"
"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought."
"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"
"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."
"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"So there's a man driving through the desert. He had... Sorry about pastebin link, the joke was too long for Reddit. http://pastebin.com/x6yZM6UM"
"What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime."
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