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Joke of the Day
"If it screams, it's not food yet"
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"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."
"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."
"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."
"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"
"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"
"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."
"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"
"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."