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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."

"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."

"There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods)."

"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""

"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."

"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"

"Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor."

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"Help stop domestic violence... Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated"