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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"

"Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second."

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"

"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""

"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"

"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."