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Joke of the Day

"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"

"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."

"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3/5"

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"

"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"

"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"