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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"

"Clown Plays cruel joke on Black Guy Black guy get bashed over the head with a powered sock!"

"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...And he asks the bartender ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? Free of charge"""

"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"

"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"

"As I spread my girlfriend's legs I thought to myself... This is the strangest thing I've ever had on toast."

"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."

"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is"