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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."

"Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other... Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospital. They're calling it the Walken clinic."

"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."

"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""

"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."

"IPhone 7 headphone jack [removed]"

"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"