209935

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."

"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."

"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"

"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement."

"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."

"I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued."

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."