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Joke of the Day
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
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"""SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP! SIP"" - frat party chant at the Sigma Delta Pinot house"
"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"
"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."
"If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Some naughty science shit. 63 earths can fit inside ur-anus."
"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."