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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."

"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""

"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"

"My friend went whale watching the other day... I didn't know people were paying to take pictures of my ex."

"Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don't give a shit about the future"

"How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? We'll get on it next week"

"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."

"I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade"

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."