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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade"
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"How many grammar mistakes does it take to piss off your English teacher? not alot. (Just thought of it, tell me what you think :) )"
"What are bananas high in? Trees!"
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."
"DEAD BABY JOKES: So what's the difference between a dead baby and dirt? **I don't eat dirt.**"
"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's"
"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"
"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"