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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton very well just might be the first F president. I left out the emale because someone deleted them."

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world."

"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"

"I told a friend of mine that me and other friends were talking about him behind his back. He told me, ""You disgust me."" And I said, ""Yes. Yes we did."""

"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"

"What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole."

"This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry."

"At some point I really want to manage a Wal-mart in Texas. I want to be a Texas Chain Store Manager."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"