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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."

"I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"

"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"