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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."
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"I'm Puerto Rican, but not ""carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go"" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra."
"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
"I stayed at a hotel in Silicon Valley last night... The amenities were great. They even gave me a complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor."
"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""
"Why do sharks hate clowns? They taste funny"
"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"