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"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"
"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""
"I've always wanted to walk into a large room and be the most beautiful woman in there. But I'm scared of Walmarts :("
"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"
"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""
"Stephen Harper"
"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""