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Joke of the Day

"What if you get to heaven and God is like ""Nah bra you can't get in. Remember when you saw my picture on Facebook and you kept scrolling?"""

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"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"
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"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."
"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"I decided not to let C into my fancy club. It lacks class."
"~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want"
"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend"