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"Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian"

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"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"
"Why are Gay and Lesbian parades always held in the Summer? Because Pride comes before a Fall."
"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""
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