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Joke of the Day
"And the final rule of Fight Club is... ...just have fun and try your best."
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"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."
"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
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"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"How does NASA organise a party? They Planet."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"
"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."