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Joke of the Day

"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."

"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""

"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("

"Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone because everyone will eventually die xD"

"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"

"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"

"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."

"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"

"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"