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Joke of the Day
"Removing her clothes"
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"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"
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"Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read.... # **NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**"
"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"
"I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them."
"I moisturize my hands with KY gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome."
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"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"
"How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because everytime they look down they shit themselves."